Top 35 Best Funny Gifts for Daughters

November 20, 2023 334 views
Top 35 Best Funny Gifts for Daughters

If you’re looking for some funny gifts for daughters, you’re in the right place! In this article I cover 35 of my best finds, from practical, to funny, to downright weird. I've put them all here. And if you’re looking for more gift ideas for the rest of your family, check out my articles on funny gifts for brothers and gifts for dad!

With that said, let’s get right into it!

#1. Jar Spatula

Sneaking into the kitchen for a quick grab seems a popular activity with daughters. A jar of jam is delicious unless there’s a little left at the bottom, and the typical kitchen tools can’t do the job. This is where a jar spatula comes into play.

A jar spatula is just what it sounds like – a spatula made for scooping a jar. It’s 8.35 inches long, so there’s enough for your daughter to hold it and still reach the bottom of the jar. The funny aspect of this spatula is that it’s called Splatypus and looks like a duck, where the beak goes into the jar. Thanks to the design, this spatula can also be used as a spreader.

#2. Penguin Refrigerator Deodorizer

Let’s say your daughter has moved out and calls you for advice about some bad smell in the fridge even though there isn’t food that’s gone bad. Apart from the typical advice to clean it thoroughly, getting her a funny gift is also an option.

The gift I have in mind is a refrigerator deodorizer made to neutralize the bad smell in the fridge. Unlike most of the ones you’ll find online, this one looks like a penguin, which seems like an appropriate form, considering it’s going to sit in the fridge. She’ll need to fill the container with soda and leave it in the fridge. Next time she opens it, the bad smell should be gone, and she’ll have a smile once she sees who’s responsible for that.

#3. Ramen Sticky Notes

Every person in this world has a favorite thing to eat, including daughters. If your daughter’s favorite meal is a bowl of noodles, this gift idea is perfect for her. You can probably guess I’m talking about sticky notes with noodle designs.

The instant ramen noodles design is funny, especially once she starts sticking them to the fridge. Like most notes, she can write on them, and a single pack contains 150 sheets of 3.5 by 3 inches. This may not be the flashiest gift, but I’m sure she’ll appreciate the funny gesture as long as she’s a noodle lover.

#4. Lightsaber Chopsticks

While I’m on the subject of noodles, I have another funny gift idea. Many people like to use chopsticks for noodles. I would like to as well, but I haven’t learned. Your daughter may know, so a pair of chopsticks is an excellent gift idea, especially when she figures out what they are.

Unlike traditional chopsticks, these have a slight twist. They are Star Wars-themed and made to look like lightsabers. The best part about them is that they glow as well, with the use of batteries, which come included in the package. Plenty of color options are available, and you can also get a pack of multiple pairs in different colors.

#5. Pasta Silicone Bands

If you ask a person what is one thing they need, you may get the answer “rubber bands.” Their use case ranges from anything kitchen-related, or if you have a daughter, she may use them to put her hair. This means a set of silicone bands is a nice gift for her.

The topic covers funny gifts, and this one is on topic. These rubber bands are made to look like pasta, meaning it’s just a bonus if she’s also a pasta lover. The package contains 6 rubber bands made from silicone, so your daughter can use them repeatedly without worrying that they’ll break.

#6. Cat Book on Gun Safety

You won’t find a lot of people in the world that don’t like pets. Cats are among the more common options for household four-legged companions, and if your daughter has one, then maybe you’d want to get her a book about cats. Spoiler alert: It’s not that kind of cat book.

She won’t find tons of information about how to care for a cat. Instead, this book is a guide about how to talk to a cat about gun safety. Honestly, there is a decent amount of information on the subject, but at the end of the day, the entire book is all about fun. The size of the book is 5.47 by 8.22 by 0.39 inches, and everything she needs to know is in those 144 pages.

#7. Keychain

Keychains are generally considered small tokens of gesture for people close to us. Parents give a lot to their children, so a keychain may seem weird. While that may be true, this one is intended to be funny. Also, it’s a gift from a mom to a daughter.

“Don’t do stupid s*it, love mom” is really something that a mother would say to her daughter. Well, maybe not that exact quote, but it would have the same meaning. This keychain comes in black and white, and it’s made from stainless steel. It comes in a gift box measuring a little under 3 inches in diameter. The keychain itself is smaller, but it’s just the right size for your daughter to hand on her keys.

#8. Candle

Candles serve two purposes. Some people get them for the aroma they release when lit, while others go for the design and keep them as ornaments around the house. This funny daughter gift is a little bit of both because it smells nice, but it’s also worth reading the note.

The candle features an appreciation message on it, but it’s written in a funny tone. It comes in a glass jar with a tin lid, meaning that even after the candle is gone, your daughter can still put the jar to good use around her home. She can get up to 22 hours of burn time with a middle and gentle lavender aroma from it.

#9. Tumbler

You’ll often hear a parent say that their kids know everything. Whether that’s true or not, if you have a daughter that you feel falls in this category, a tumbler mug can be a great, funny gift for her. The tumbler is practical, and the funny part is the message on the front.

“I don’t need Google, my daughter knows everything” is a funny way of telling your daughter that she’s a wisea**. The tumbler is made from food-grade stainless steel with a double wall design to keep the drink temperature optimal for longer. It can keep a hot drink warm for up to 3.5 hours, and for her cold drinks around 9. It can hold 20 oz of liquid, and with the spill-proof lid, it’s a perfect item for traveling.

#10. Mug

Tumblers are a nice addition for traveling, but a mug will do an excellent job for home use, and I think it’s more practical. This can make for a great daughter gift, especially when you consider that it also comes with a funny message on it.

It’s a typical mug made from ceramic, and it comes in white. The material means that she can use it in the dishwasher or microwave without any damage. With a capacity of 11 oz, it’s ideal for tea or coffee. As for the funny part, you have the following message: “I smile because you’re my daughter. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it” on both sides.

#11. Face Blanket

When it comes to gifts for daughters, you have plenty of options to show your love towards her. A good example of this is a blanket so she can snug in it while sitting on the couch. A regular blanket isn’t funny, but this isn’t one of those.

The blanket I have in mind is a custom one. You choose a photo of you or your daughter and send it for print, which will be the front design of the blanket. There are multiple options to choose from, and some of them have a two-face design. The blanket measures 50 by 40 inches, making it the perfect size for when she’s sitting on the couch. It’s soft, cozy, and has a funny design, making it the perfect gift idea.

#12. Dish Brush

Doing the dishes is a tedious job, especially when there’s something left on the plates that’s dried up. If your daughter often does the dishes, I have a great gift idea here, and it’s called a dish brush. Most of the ones you see are boring, but this one isn’t.

Like most dish brushes, this one is made to help clean the dishes with less effort. To make this more fun for your daughter, this one is made to look like a gnome, and it’s called Beardy. It measures 3.3 inches in diameter, and it’s 4.5 inches high. The hat is the handle, while the beard is the brush. It also comes with a plastic dish, so your daughter doesn’t have to clean stains left by the brush all over the countertop.

#13. Brownie Pillow

There are many things around the house that can give it some warmth, and one of the most common ones is pillows. Regardless if you’re looking at this as a housewarming gift or just want to make your daughter laugh, this pillow is an excellent option.

These food-themed pillows are made from high-quality plush material that is soft to the touch. There are 19 designs to choose from based on what you think your daughter likes the most and what you think she’ll find funny. The measure 6 by 3 by 5 inches, making them small enough for a bookshelf but not too small to find one sitting on the couch next to her.

#14. Cutting Board

Cooking is a way of life for some people. Some of those end up becoming chefs, while others enjoy the activity while pursuing other career goals. You may have a daughter that fits in one of these categories, making this cutting board an excellent gift idea.

It’s made from hard rubber with light wood grains, making it durable. The dimensions are 11.8 by 8.7 by 0.6 inches, so it’s large enough for most of her kitchen-related activities. There’s also a handle, so it’s easier to handle (sorry for the cheesy joke). What makes this funny is the laser-etched message. “This is where I murder vegetables,” with a drawing of a cat holding a knife, can be hilarious for anyone who sees it.

#15. Toilet Paper

Birthdays are important days for daughters and even more important for parents. Their little girl is one year older and deserves a precious gift. Sure, that’s one way to do it, but why not take a slightly different route? Why not go for a funny gift idea like a toilet paper roll?

You’re wondering what’s funny about that. Unlike any other toilet paper you’ll find at the supermarket, this one has a print on it. It reads, “Holy s***, you’re 18!” and it’s printed on every sheet. Don’t worry, this isn’t just for her 18th birthday because this seller has every number you need. Each roll has 500 2-ply sheets. There’s also the option to add some upgrades like stars or cards.

#16. Ornament

Adding a dash of personalization to a home is a great way to give it a bit of warmth. A good way to do that is to hang ornaments, which can make for an excellent gift for your daughter. The funny part about this gift is a quote you’ve seen on this list.

“I smile because you’re my daughter, I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it” is the same as the one on the mug, so maybe these two gifts can go together. The ornament is made from ceramic and measures 3 inches in diameter. It’s printed on one side, and thanks to the printing process, it won’t fade or peel after a while. The package includes a string so your daughter can hang it wherever she wants.

#17. Gifts Not Included

With Christmas a couple of months away, most parents start to think about what to get for their children. Often, you’d get some Christmas-related gift that’s battery operated, and you read the message “batteries not included.” Why not flip this around and use it as a funny gift idea for your daughter?

You’ve probably guessed it by now, but this is a set of batteries without the gift. It’s a pair of AA batteries in transparent packaging with a Christmas-themed design on the top. The message reads, “Gift not included,” indicating that you’re getting your daughter the batteries but not the gift. They are working batteries, and you can get multiple packs at a discount.

#18. T-Shirt

A common gift idea with many people is a T-shirt, especially when it comes to custom ones. They are a bit more unique than most of the commercial ones, so why not use that as an idea for a daughter’s gift? The thing about this one is that it’s funny in a sarcastic way.

“I’m going to let God fix it because if I fix it, I’m going to jail,” is the quote on the front, with a black cat reading a book. I think this is a funny take and ideal if you have a sassy daughter who’s prepared for everything. The materials for the T-shirt depend on which color you go for. Also, there are multiple size options, meaning you can get one that fits your daughter perfectly.

#19. Sweatshirt

People say that raising kids is expensive, regardless if we’re talking about during the baby period or as teenagers. In a similar theme to the previous gift idea, you can get your daughter a sweatshirt with a witty message on the front. 

The sweatshirt reads “expensive and difficult,” and even though there’s a chance you’ll get “the look,” I’m sure she’ll find it funny. As for the materials, you’re looking at a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend, as with most sweatshirts you’ll find online. It comes in sizes ranging from S to XXL, so you can get one to fit your daughter unless you miss the size.

#20. Pajama Pants

Relaxing at home means you can wear something comfortable, which is where pajama pants come into play. They’re light and comfortable, and if you combine them with a funny aspect, they can make for a great gift for your daughter. This can be a bullseye if she’s a wine lover.

You can guess that I’m talking about wine-themed pajama pants. The cotton and polyester blend means they’re silky soft, and the cozy lining will make wearing them a pleasureful experience. Design-wise, they feature multiple different wine bottles, which she’ll like even if she’s not the most passionate wine lover. There are 5 size options available, and you can order a cork shirt that will match the pajama pants.

#21. Shave and Play Darbie

Barbies are the types of dolls most daughters played with when they were little. If you have a grown-up daughter who used to play with Barbies, I have an excellent idea for a gift. It’s called Darbie, and even though it resembles the original, there is a funny twist.

These dolls are shave-and-play, and you can probably guess where this is going. They are made to have hair on their body, and within the package, she’ll get a few accessory items and, the most important one, a pink razor. Since you’ll probably give this to a grown daughter, I doubt she’ll shave and play with them, but I’m positive she’ll get a laugh when she realizes what this is.

#22. Plush Toy Car

Now, all daughters play with dolls, and some like cars. In the automotive world, there is a misconception that the Mazda Miata is a girl car, which isn’t true. With that said, you can use that misconception and combine it with your daughter’s love for cars.

The plush toy is like a small pillow designed to resemble the Miata, and of course, it’s the first generation with the pop-up headlights. It’s made from a plush material and is not the world’s largest pillow if you’re planning it for that application. With dimensions of 7.5 by 5.9 by 3.9 inches, I think this would be better suited for a shelf, but I wouldn’t say it doesn’t look bad on a couch.

#23. Makeup Bag

If you have a daughter, you know that makeup is something she uses often, in most cases at least. This is where the next idea comes from. A makeup bag is an excellent gift idea regardless of whether she travels a lot or just wants to store her makeup in a single place.

The bag measures 10 by 8 inches, so there’s enough storage space, at least for your daughter’s basic makeup needs. It’s made from 12 oz canvas material, making it soft and durable at the same time. On the front, she’ll notice a quote saying, “This bag contains my face,” and a girl skeleton applying makeup. I think it doesn’t get funnier than this, and I’m sure she’ll feel the same way.

#24. Vinyl Decal

While I’m on the topic of makeup, a mirror is an essential item in your daughter’s daily routine. If she doesn’t have one, how can she do the makeup? Mirrors are often a nice place for girls to put stickers, which is my next gift idea.

The sticker reads, “Better late than ugly,” and it’s a funny way of allowing your daughter to brag about how long she spends putting on the makeup. It’s made to be applied on a rounded mirror, so the letters have a slight curve. There are two dimensions, both of which are included in the package. The smaller one is 5.9 by 1.5, and the bigger one is 7.8 by 2.0, and you have 3 colors to choose from.

#25. Giant Underwear

Underwear has evolved a lot in the past century. Our grandmothers wore oversized underwear, while the younger generation today takes a different approach. What if you take the thing that’s in the past and bring it back as a funny gift for your daughter?

To be fair, the underwear is designed to be funny, so it’s much larger than even what our grandmothers had. It’s made from polyester fabric and comes in one size that can comfortably fit 3 people, hence the oversized part. There are two color options to choose from – pink and leopard print, and I think that regardless of which one you get, your daughter will find it funny.

#26. Slippers

Slippers are a nice thing to have for when you’re at home. They keep your feet warm, and in recent years, we’ve seen many of them have a themed design. My next idea combines a bit of both. If your daughter likes animals and wears slippers, this is a great gift option.

The furry paws are made to be funny and cute but functional at the same time. They have a paw-like design from multiple animals, keeping her feet warm and cozy. Thanks to the materials used for the slippers, they are safe to wash in a machine. On the bottom, these feature a slip-free material, meaning your daughter can wear them around the house without any issues.

#27. Pillow

I know this isn’t the first pillow I have included on this list, but this one deserves to be here. Mainly because it’s funny and a bit more targeted than the other one. This pillow is a good birthday gift idea if your daughter is turning 18.

The pillow is made from polyester fabric, making it soft to the touch. Also, it’s filled with 100% polyester material and is sewn closed. There are two size options to choose from, 16 by 16 and 18 by 18 inches, so it’s just the right size for a couch. There is a funny message that reads, “Legally an adult, technically a teenager,” which is printed on both sides of the pillow.

#28. Earrings

Anyone with a daughter knows that they start showing affection towards jewelry even when they’re a few years old. As they age, the affection increases, meaning that this is a great gift idea for most daughters. With that said, my idea is also funny.

I present to you the pickle earrings, and no, they’re not real pickles. They are made from lightweight material weighing only 1 oz each, meaning your daughter won’t even feel them on her ears. The bright green colors make them noticeable from afar.

#29. Book of Information

Having a daughter sometimes means that there are some things she’ll need to learn on her own. A good way to help her with that is to get a book of information, which doesn’t seem like a funny gift, right? That’s true, but this is a different kind of book.

This book contains information, but the funny thing about it is that the information in it is odd and mostly useless. It covers multiple niches like history, science, food, and a lot more. There are over 200 interesting and useless facts spanning across 192 pages. It’s pretty portable, measuring 5.5 by 7.5 by 0.44 inches, so your daughter can carry it with her anywhere.

#30. Blinker Fluid

There are many options for getting a funny gift for your daughter. My next idea revolves around daughters who just got their driver’s license or have them for a while. The gift idea is a bottle of blinker fluid, which will result in a laugh, for sure.

Let’s be real, blinker fluid is a joke, and it doesn’t exist, which is why this is an empty bottle. It measures 4.5 by 2.9 by 1.5, just the right size for a fluid bottle for this “application.” The bottle holds 8 oz of liquid, and the front sticker says its max strength. Theoretically, the blinker fluid should be good for up to 6 thousand blinks, so it would be enough for your daughter for quite a long time.

#31. Pen

Regardless if your daughter writes in her memoirs or does the homework, she needs a pen. Most of us have tons of those around, but I have an idea for a pen gift that’s a bit different. Don’t get me wrong, this is a pen, but it’s a funny pen.

The pen I have in mind is a farting pen. It’s designed to produce a farting noise whenever your daughter clicks it. There are 7 different fart noises which are made to make anyone in the vicinity laugh, including your daughter. The pen’s design features the poo emoji, adding to the funny element. With all the farting features aside, this pen can still be used for writing.

#32. The Gift of Nothing

I’m sure you’ve asked your daughter plenty of times what she wants for a gift, and she replied, “Nothing.” It’s the same story regardless if we’re talking about birthdays, Christmas, or any other special occasion. If that’s the case, why not get her nothing?

This isn’t one of those gift ideas where your daughter will have some practical use. Instead, it’s just as it sounds: a box of nothing. This can also be a good option to show your daughter she has everything, so the only gift out there for her is nothing. A message on the packaging says, “It’s nothing better than something,” which I’m sure will result in a laugh.

#33. Fake Spider Box

You can surprise your daughter in many ways, and one of those is to do a prank. Practical jokes are fun in any household, and my next idea revolves around that. It looks like an average gift box on the outside, but the surprise lies inside.

This is a wooden box, measuring 3.7 by 2.4 by 2.6 inches, with a sliding door to open it so it will fit in your daughter’s palm. She’ll think it’s some kind of jewelry. Once she opens it, the stiff steel wire will push a rubber spider toward her. At first, you can expect some panic and screaming, but once she realizes what it is, I’m sure she’ll laugh. With that said, you should expect some pranks from her in the near future.

#34. A Sign

At a certain age, daughters begin to live in their own world and often forget some things. Half-closed doors, open jar of jam, and the most common one: the lights. If your daughter does this occasionally, then I recommend getting her a sign.

As far as the message is concerned, there isn’t anything particularly funny about it. “Please, turn off lights when leaving room empty” is a nice way of asking her to use the light switch. The funny aspect is that you’ll get her this sign as a gift. There are 3 size options: 7 by 10 inches, 10 by 14 inches, and 12 by 18 inches, and all 3 come in different materials. They also have predrilled holes so that you can hang it on a wall.

#35. Bikini

You’re probably sitting there and wondering what’s the deal with getting a bikini for your daughter and what’s so funny about that. Well, unlike the regular bikinis you’re probably thinking of, these are funny, and the funny part about them is the design.

They are a one-piece bikinis made from 100% polyester with nylon lining. As a result, they are soft and comfortable to wear, which can be a problem, and let me tell you why. With this gift idea, you have 36 designs to choose from, where a handful are nice enough, while the rest are weird and funny. I’m sure your daughter will find this gift funny, but I cannot guarantee she’ll wear it to the beach.

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