As rare as you think they are, there are a lot more twins than most people think. A common way they like to refer to themselves is wombmates, which makes a lot of sense. Unlike the “traditional” siblings, twins are conceived at the same time and born a few minutes apart. Even though they can be fraternal or identical, the thing that both have in common is that they’re inseparable, in most cases at least.
Today’s topic isn’t about biology and statistics; it’s about gifts. You can probably guess where this is going, but I’m gonna tell you anyway. In this list, I’ll be covering gift ideas for twins, and the best part about it is that they will be funny.
Twins share a lot of things in common. It starts with the womb, and after they’re born, they continue to share their passion for things like food. This is why a pair of chopsticks would make a great gift for twins who are into Asian cuisine.
Unlike your traditional chopsticks, these are Star Wars-themed and are designed like lightsabers. They have a small LED and are battery-powered. You can get a pair for each twin in different colors and watch the eating duel commence whenever they need to use them.
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Speaking of food, with the Asian cuisine aside, what if you’re looking for a gift idea for twins who are fans of burritos? This is where the tortilla blanket comes into play. Since we’re talking about twins, you’ll need to get two.
The blanket features a realistic tortilla design, including the shape, so it’s round. There are several size options to choose from, depending on how old the twins are. It may seem cute until you see both twins wrapped like burritos sitting on the couch. Now that’s hilarious.
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When it comes to gifts, T-shirts are a pretty safe bet. There are countless designs covering specific niches, like the one I have for you today. Since we’re talking about twins, you’ll need to get two of these.
“I’m the better-looking twin” is the message printed on the front, so getting one for each twin will make a hilarious situation. People will think that both are the better-looking twins. The T-shirt is available for men and women and comes in multiple color options. It also covers sizes from S to 3XL, so make sure to get the size right.
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There are many themed gifts based on what a person likes, which is where my next idea comes into play. With countless wine lovers worldwide, you may know some twins who are into that. I know this gift is categorized for moms and dads, but hear me out.
Like any other siblings, the twins can get on each other’s nerves, so this wine glass is the perfect gift option. It reads “Because twins,” which can mean multiple things, meaning that it’s up to whoever receives it to interpret it as they want. There are two options: a regular glass and one with a stem. I think the second one is better because it’s a real wine glass.
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Twins or no twins, many people have journals for various reasons. Some write down how their day went, while others may use it to write recipes. It’s an old-school way, but it’s still used. This notebook is an ideal gift idea for a twin sister because it’s funny and practical.
There’s a message on the cover that reads, “I smile because you’re my twin sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it”, so that covers the funny part. As for the practical one, the notebook has 120 pages and is slightly larger than an A5 piece of paper, so it’s compact enough, but big enough for many notes or recipes.
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There are many ways to show some love to a sibling, even if that means doing it in a funny way. This gift idea combines it with an option to use it as an ornament around the house, so it’s a two-in-one option.
The funny message on the wooden board is, “Sometimes talking to your sister is all the therapy you need. Sometimes after talking to your sister, you need therapy”. Had me in the first half, not gonna lie. If you have a twin sister, this is the gift to go for. Considering the size, this can go on a wall, shelf, or the coffee table next to the sofa.
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Until this point, the gift ideas were for teenagers or adults, but what about babies? This next gift idea has you covered, and I’m sure the parents will find it hilarious. The bonus part is that this is one of those practical gifts.
The twin baby bodysuits are long-sleeved and come with a pair of baby hats. Like most baby clothing, they’re made from 100% cotton with multiple size options available. There are also plenty of color options, some of which are a combination. The “double” and “trouble” words are printed on each bodysuit, so the parents will be reminded of what’s to come.
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I’m not a massive fan of adding the same types of products, but I’m willing to make an exception here. I’m talking about another pair of bodysuits, and to adhere to the theme, they are a funny gift idea for baby twins.
Many things go together well, so for this idea, I went with ketchup and mustard. The bodysuits are designed to resemble the pair you’ll find from Heinz. One is the ketchup, and the other is the mustard, with matching colors and labels on the front. Does it get any funnier than this? Probably, but keep reading to find out.
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While I’m talking about baby gifts for twins, I should mention bibs. They are the perfect weapon in any parent’s arsenal, eliminating the need to throw the clothes in the washer after every meal. The thing about this gift idea is that it’s funny and it’s for twins.
As a result, this comes in a set of two baby bibs and only in one size, but it will be loose enough around a baby’s neck. There are 3 color options to choose from, and the thing that sets them apart is the message. “Drinking buddies” with two milk bottles below that is funny and adorable at the same time.
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Gift ideas come in abundance, with many of them coming in the form of a greeting card combined with something else. With this one, even if it’s just the greeting card, I can guarantee the twin will love it. It’s funny, cute, and pink, so I assume it will be for a twin sister.
The birthday card reads, “Happy birthday womb mate”, so it combines cute and funny. There’s a part on the inside where you can write a personalized message and make it even funnier or cuter, however you want to go. It also comes with a white envelope, so you can mail it to your twin sister.
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With the wonders of technology at our fingertips, most of us spend a significant amount of time on our phones or tablets. If this sounds like your twin sibling, I have the perfect funny gift idea. The best part is that this one can be quite useful.
The grip sticks to the back of the phone and the tablet and has two purposes. One is to make the device easier to hold, and the other is to act like a stand when watching a video. The “I love my wombmate” follows a similar trend as the previous gift idea, being funny but in a cute way.
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In terms of gift ideas, mugs are very similar to T-shirts. It’s one of those gift ideas that anyone will like, and they can serve multiple purposes, ranging from functional to decorative only. For this occasion, it’s a good gift idea for your twin.
There’s nothing fancy about the mug itself. It’s a white ceramic mug, so it’s like most of the ones you’ll find in any store. The funny thing about it is the design. There’s a message printed on it that reads, “Wonder twin powers activate” which showcases the connection between twins, but in a funny manner.
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Kids reach a certain point when they start to read, and the first thing parents get them is a picture book. It’s colorful enough to keep their attention, so this next gift idea comes in handy. To be honest, this isn’t one of those hilarious ones, but despite the funny elements, I still think it’s cute.
The picture book is a cute and gentle way of outlining the joyful growth of twins and their connection with each other. Like any picture book, it’s colorful, and as long as the twins can read, I’m sure they’ll love it. Also, it’s quite short, so with only 24 pages, it’s informative enough but still short to eliminate the boring aspect.
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In many ways, hoodies are a similar gift idea to T-shirts. Many people love them, which is why they’re so popular. And what’s better than a hoodie? Two hoodies for twins. And what’s better than that? Two funny hoodies for twins.
Both hoodies have the message “I get us into trouble” printed on the front. The best part is that the color combination of the letters is different, so both twins can know who owns which hoodie. They come in 3 color options, yes, there is pink for twin sisters, and there are multiple size options to choose from.
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I always look at keychains as those small additions to a set of keys that we don’t pay too much attention to but make for a lovely gift idea. For this one, I offer a pair of keychains, and like many of the products here, they’re aimed to be funny.
With all twins, one is older than the other by a few minutes, so there’s always an older one. The older twin can get the “twin one” keychain, and the younger one will end up with “twin two.” As for the keychains, they’re pretty standard. Both are made from stainless steel and come packed in a velvet patch.
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This is one of those lists where I can’t decide between two gifts of a similar nature, so I’m including both. The previous gift idea for twins is a pair of keychains, and this one is no different. With that said, it’s not the same design.
For this option, I’m going for the good and bad twin option, with one of the keychains reading “good twin” and the other “evil twin.” The funniest thing about these is that you’ll watch the twins struggling to figure out who should get which keychain.
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Regarding gift options for home, pillows are a pretty common option. They can be used as décor or as actual pillows, so this next gift idea will be a perfect option. The main thing to note is that this isn’t an ordinary pillow.
It’s a pillow for a twin with a funny message on it. The design resembles what you see in dictionaries, and in this case, it explains the term wombmates. There are 3 definitions, combining funny and cute. There are two size options to choose from, and the best part is that the print is on both sides for double the fun.
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Cosmetic bags are a nice gift option for any woman and maybe some men who travels a lot. It means that my next gift idea will be practical, but the funny aspect will be similar to the one I already talked about.
The age difference between twins is enough for one to brag about being a few minutes older, which is where the bags come into play. One of the bags has a “twin one” design, while the other is a “twin two.” To be fair, there’s a cute message as well, so it’s not all about being funny.
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There are many themed gift ideas out there, and the one I’ll be talking about now is Halloween-related. We all know that many twins like to wear identical or similar outfits, even when they’re in bed, meaning that pajamas are a great choice.
Since we’re talking about funny and Halloween, two pairs of pajamas with a pumpkin design are a cute gift idea. They come in smaller sizes, suitable for babies and toddlers, and I’m sure their parents will love seeing their little pumpkins wearing them. Unfortunately, there are no options for grownups.
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If you liked my choice of baby bodysuits with ketchup and mustard, I have a similar gift. Unlike the previous one, this is a set of matching dresses, so it’s for girl babies or toddlers. Still, it’s funny, and I’m sure anyone seeing the twins in these will have a laugh.
The pair of dresses come in the same design as the bodysuits, so they’re red and yellow, like the bottles from Heinz. They feature a metal snap button, making them practical whenever the parents need to change the diapers. Size-wise, there are 4 options, ranging from newborns to 12-month-old babies.
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You’re thinking I’m duplicating products, but these are different kinds of T-shirts. These are matching ones, where one doesn’t go without the other, so they’re a funny gift idea but also cute.
The design on both features the saying I just mentioned. On the first one, there’s the message “Can’t have one”, and the second completes it with “Without the other.” As part of the design there’s a glass of milk on one T-shirt and a cookie on the other. These aren’t hilarious, but are cute enough to get a smile.
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There are countless situations where you’d want to wear a costume, regardless if it’s Halloween or a themed party. Since twins usually aim for matching outfits, I have a great gift idea for twin sisters.
We all know the Mario and Luigi brothers, but since we’re talking about girl outfits, these are their female versions. They come fully equipped with everything the twins would need for the party, including a pair of mustaches. This is the kind of gift idea that probably won’t be used daily, but it will be a killer at costume parties.
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It’s almost that time of the year, and people are looking for costume ideas. Many go for the spooky option, so why not try something different, like a funny pair of costumes for twins, regardless of whether it’s for you or someone else?
There are many things in the world that go together, and peanut butter and jelly are a common pair, which is what these costumes are. The costumes are designed to resemble slices of bread, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. They also come with hats that follow an identical design. I can guarantee that these will bring out laughs at any Halloween party.
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I mentioned a wine glass, and no gift list would be complete without a beer glass. The theme of this glass is still the same, so with this gift idea, I’m covering twins and beer lovers. Naturally, if you’re looking at this for twins, you’ll need to get two.
The glass features a funny message that reads “Because twins,” so it’s multifunctional. You can gift it to your twin or get a pair for friends or relatives who are twins. The multifunctional aspect means the parents can also use it. Regardless of who it’s for, seeing someone drinking from a glass with this kind of message is hilarious.
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Many gift ideas on today’s list are usable in some way, but that doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about decorations. Wall posters are a nice way to show some love to a sibling, and in this case, I’m offering you a funny way to do that. Bonus points for another Halloween-themed gift idea.
The wall poster features two skeletons dancing with a vintage-style background. It’s a funny way of showing the closeness twins have, and I dig it. There are several package options, ranging from unframed print to choosing the kind of frame you want. As for the size, there are a plethora of options, so I’m sure you’ll get the size just right.
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We sometimes hear twins talk about how one is the good and the other is the bad one. This gives me an idea for a gift, and like all the others on this list, it’s a funny one. A pair of pins for both twins is a good way to distinguish them.
The pin set includes one for the good twin and another for the evil twin. They’re designed to look like an angel or a devil, which is adhering to the theme. The metal pins have a rubber pin back and are suitable for clothes, backpacks, or anywhere that you and your twin want to have them.
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Twins are often inseparable since birth, so they tend to have similar preferences as they grow. This funny gift idea is perfect if you have twins who are Lego fans or if you and your twin fall in this category.
The Lego mug’s design is as close to the real deal as possible, and since we’re talking about twins, you’ll need to get two of them. Apart from the mug, the package includes several building blocks to bring out the inner child in any twin. Since it’s a mug, the twins can use it as such. It’s made from BPA-free material and can handle hot beverages.
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I’m going back to beer lovers, and like all the other gift ideas on this list, it’s a funny gift. Beer holders are a thing, and being able to customize them is a nice way to get something personalized.
The package comes with two beer holders, allowing you to have anything printed on them. You can use a funny photo from the twins and have it printed there. The holders are also very functional, and thanks to the material, the condensation won’t leave a wet spot on the table.
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As I keep mentioning across the article, many twins share similar passions for many things. My next gift idea is for twins who are golf fans and are the occasional whiskey drinkers. I’m talking about ice molds in the form of a golf ball.
The pair of molds can make ice balls that are slightly larger than an original golf ball, so the drink will remain cool for longer. They’re made from silicone, meaning popping out the ice ball will be easy. Seeing a pair of twins with the same drink and a large ice golf ball chilling in it will be funny.
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Many things go in pairs, like pen and paper. For my next gift idea, I have something a bit different but don’t worry, it’s funny. A pair of pens and pads for twins is a weird gift idea until you see what’s written on them.
The pens have the message “Fresh outta f*cks” while the pads read “F*ck” and a few checkboxes for the twins to tick. It’s one of those moments where you want to ask the question, and the pads can give some flexibility, as in what the …? With 50 sheets on each pad, believe me, the twins will have enough to last them for a while.
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Flowers are a good way to make the home feel warmer, and many people are into that. When I say many people, I also mean many twins, so my next gift idea is genius and funny. I’m going to go for another one where the age difference plays a role.
The pair of succulent planters feature the message “Say aloe to my little friend,” and the smaller one says “Little friend.” It’s hilarious to gift these to a pair of twins, with the larger one going to the older twin and the smaller one for the younger twin. Since there are planters, they can use them for succulents or small cactuses.
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Twins often find numerous ways to entertain themselves, so why not go for a soccer-related gift? No, I’m not talking about the real deal, I’m talking about miniature soccer that they’ll play with their fingers at home.
The finger football set includes two goals, two pairs of sneakers, and one ball. It’s not the most useful gift you’ll find on this list, but it’s funny. It will help them pass the time in any situation, and they can keep themselves entertained for hours.
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We know that twins can be whiskey or beer lovers, but they can also be wine lovers. Combining this with the Mexican Day of the Dead is a great gift idea for twins. It may not be the most used one, but I’m sure they’ll find it funny.
Since it’s that day, the top of the wine stopper features a Mexican gangster skull along with the mustache, of course. The bottom part is designed to be used on any wine bottle. This is a twin gift idea, so the pack comes with two wine stoppers, one for each twin, if they’re into different kinds of wines.
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There are many gift ideas for twins that are funny but practical at the same time. Coffee lovers, in general, will love these, but for this list, I’m adding them for twins, mainly because there are two in a pack.
The funny thing about these is the message on one of them, “No coffee, no workie,” and the other one reads, “I love coffee.” They are made from beech wood, and they aren’t just scoops. The wood is also designed so the handle can be used as a bag clip, keeping the coffee fresh. You can gift these to the twins and let them decide who gets to use which scoop.
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For my next gift idea, I’m covering girl twins, and you’ll understand why shortly. Girls wear necklaces, so there’s nothing funny about that. The thing with these is that the design features a funny message, which I think is perfect for twins.
There are multiple design options, but I’m going for “weirdo #1” and “weirdo #2”. Choosing who gets which number can be left to the twins, but I think the older one will get the number 1. The pendants are designed to be put together to form a whole, something very poetic when it comes to twins. Another cute and funny gift.
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Tea lovers are all around us, regardless of the season. Sure, summer may not be the most ideal part of the year, but that doesn’t stop people from drinking tea. With this gift idea, I’m covering twins who are tea lovers.
The pair of tea infusers feature little men with their arms hanging from the back. In the teacup, they’d look like they’re chilling in the pool. It’s one of those cute gifts but in a funny way. The bottom part is identical for all of them, while you can choose from multiple color combinations for the top part.
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I’m going for a décor option for this gift idea, but combined with something that kids like, twins included. Dino nuggets are delicious, and many kids are crazy for those little snacks. With this in mind, why not get a pair of dino pillows for them?
The package comes in a pair with both nuggets featuring a different design. Similar to the previous gift idea, it’s more cute than funny, but I had to include it. The pillows are just the right size for kids, and the material is soft and cozy. I’m sure you’ll see the twins running around the home with the pillows in one hand and the real nuggets in another.
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It’s common knowledge that if you get something for one twin, you have to get it for the other. This is why if you have twins that are book fans, these bookmarkers will be a perfect gift idea. They are practical and feature a funny design.
The bookmarkers feature a vintage design made from stainless steel. At first glance, they look quite elegant until you see what’s under the glass on the top. You’d expect something vintage, but you’ll get French fries instead. It may not get the twins rolling on the ground laughing, but I’m sure a smile will be involved.
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Candles are a nice addition to any home as they help brighten up the space and give it some warmth. That’s fine, but today, I’m talking about funny gift ideas, which is where these candles come into play. Similar to another gift idea, these follow the FU design.
The candle design features a hand with the middle finger, and you all know what that means. They come in multiple color options and are just the right size for a small desk ornament or on the coffee table. Since we’re talking about twins, you’ll need to get two, and you can get them in different colors if you want.
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One of the longest-running TV shows today is South Park, and I know a lot of fans of it. This gives me an idea about a gift I got for a pair of twins a while ago. Believe me, it’s funny, like everything else that’s South Park-related.
A cartoon portrait in a South Park style is an excellent gift idea for anyone who’s a fan of the show. For this one, you’ll need to send a photo of the twins and choose which design you want. You’ll get the printed photo in a frame so that the twins can hang it on a wall the moment they receive it.
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